I simply cannot this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could read more not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out from behind a car. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?